Audition Slot Request

What should I prepare?

Please bring sheet music for 16-32 bars of a song for our accompanist, Deanna Gibeau, to play while you sing. You can also prepare any of the musical sides (included with the "Audition Sides" link above); they will be taught to auditioners in each slot. In your one-hour slot, you will also read from the text audition sides (included with the "Audition Sides" link above) with other auditioners, or with a reader if no other auditioners are present.

Audition Location

Kettle Moraine Playhouse

204 Kettle Moraine Dr S
Slinger, WI 53086

Rehearsals

Starting July 8, 2019, 7:00 pm

Preliminary calendar:
Girard's Nude Google Calendar

Rehearsal and Performance Location

Kettle Moraine Playhouse

204 Kettle Moraine Dr S
Slinger, WI 53086

Performances

  • September 6, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 7, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 7, 2019, 3:00 pm
  • September 8, 2019, 2:00 pm
  • September 12, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 13, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 14, 2019, 3:00 pm
  • September 14, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 15, 2019, 2:00 pm
  • September 19, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 20, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 21, 2019, 3:00 pm
  • September 21, 2019, 7:30 pm
  • September 22, 2019, 2:00 pm

ROLES AVAILABLE:

The show is designed to be produced with 12 actors, some playing multiple roles.

  • Ethel Evans (Mezzo-Soprano, 40-50)

    A bright and funny but repressed housewife, average-to-heavier figure
  • Ernest Evans (Baritone, 40-50)

    Ethel's husband, a forthright, dependable, even-tempered accountant, and golfer, content with his life
  • Girard (Bari-Tenor, 40-60)

    An outrageously French artist, and attractive, vibrant older man
  • Angelina Trunk (Soprano, 40-60)

    Ethel's best friend, a wealthy widow at loose ends
  • Horace Pierce / Walt

    Ernest's boss, a judgemental, middle-aged widower
  • Marge (Alto)

    Ethel's friend, a middle-aged socialite with a sharp tongue
  • Dee-Dee / Myrtle (Soprano)

    Ethel's friend, an air-headed, middle-aged socialite
  • Mr. Garth (Bari-Tenor)

    Sophisticated, erudite owner of a prominent art gallery
  • Butcher / Mr. Mustoff / Jonesy

    A hard-nosed newspaper reporter / A taciturn husband / A New York tough
  • Erma Peabody / Iona (20-40)

    Ethel's busybody neighbor / An ambitious art student
  • Mr. Hughes / Photographer / Bob (Tenor, 20s)

    A pretentious art teacher / A nosy journalist / Sharon's husband / A tourist
  • Sugar / Sharon (Soprano, 20-30)

    Jonesy's "tootsy," a blonde pin-up girl-esque moll / Ethel's pregnant daughter
  • Mrs. Mustoff / Louise (Soprano)

    Girard's nosy, working class landlady / A practical art student
  • Stage Manager

  • Music Director / Composer

  • Playwright / Asst. Director

  • Director